$47M+
Pipeline delivered
in 14 months
in 14 months
Now booking Q3 2026 · 3 slots remaining
Your leads don’t need nurture. They need a blade.
We install revenue systems for $2M–$20M brand operators. Named products, fixed scopes, shipped in 30 days. Miss the date and every dollar comes back.
30 days
Scope to shipped
on every engagement
on every engagement
6 / 6
Year-one clients
renewed or expanded
renewed or expanded
0
Decks, discovery,
or fluff
or fluff
§01 The problem
Agencies sell deliverables. You need revenue.
A 40-page strategy deck doesn’t clear inbound, book meetings, or close listings. We commit to the outcome, reverse-engineer the system that produces it, and ship it inside 30 days. Everything else is decoration.
01Open-ended retainers with an account managerNot us
024-week “discovery phase” before anything shipsNot us
03Dashboards with no line to closed revenueNot us
04A named system. Shipped in 30 days. Priced to the outcome.✓ This is us
§02 How we work
Scope in a week. Ship in three.
Week 01
01/
Scope the outcome
One 90-minute working session. You leave with a one-page scope: named outcome, the KPI it moves, the system that gets there, and the flat price. Not a proposal — a contract.
Deliverable · signed scope
Weeks 02–03
02/
Build the system
Voice agents, automations, dashboards, content engines, copy — whatever the scope calls for. Loom walkthroughs every 2–3 days. You see it running in your stack before sign-off.
Deliverable · live system
Week 04+
03/
Hand over & tune
30-day tuning window where we own the KPI. After that, you own the system outright — with optional monthly stewardship if you want us keeping watch.
Deliverable · handoff pack
§03 The suite
Six named systems.
One blade.
Every engagement ships at least one. Each works alone. Stacked, they run the inbound-to-closed pipeline end-to-end. Click any row for the spec.
§04 Case file 03
Client
Harlow & Co.
Industry
Luxury residential real estate, Austin TX
Built
Orbit + Beacon + Pulse
Ship window
28 days
“We had 400 leads decaying in a spreadsheet. Machete turned them into $3.2M in signed listings inside the first quarter. No deck, no dashboard theatre — they shipped the system and moved the number.”
JH
Jordan HarlowFounder · Harlow & Co.
$3.2M
Signed listings · Q1
4.8×
Lead → meeting rate
28d
Scope to shipped
§05 Operator reviews
What founders say after sign-off.
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
“The first agency that didn’t talk in deliverables. They named the number, signed to it, and hit it. That’s the whole review.”
Mara ChenFounder
Kilnhouse
Kilnhouse
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
“Day 14, a voice agent was qualifying inbound in our brand voice. Our previous agency was still running discovery workshops. Night and day.”
Devon ReyesCOO
Northbound
Northbound
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
“My Monday pipeline review is 8 minutes now instead of 2 hours. I don’t care about the stack — I care that the number moved. Machete moved it.”
Sasha VogtOwner
Cerise Bridal Group
Cerise Bridal Group
§06 Engagements
Three engagement shapes.
Fixed scopes. Fixed prices. Fixed ship dates. No hourly, no open-ended retainers, no invoice-day surprises.
Single system
Blade
From$25k · flat
One named system, shipped in 30 days. For operators with one obvious bottleneck and the authority to move on it.
- Any one product from the Suite
- Scoped, built, and handed over in 30 days
- 30-day tuning window with shared KPI
- Loom walkthroughs every 2–3 days · Slack always-on
Most chosen
Full revenue stack
Cutlass
From$75k · flat
Three systems, sequenced for revenue. The full inbound-to-closed pipeline for operators who’ve outgrown duct tape and ad-hoc fixes.
- Three products from the Suite, your pick
- Shipped in 60 days, sequenced for compounding
- 60-day tuning window + weekly reviews
- Direct line to the founders, no account manager
Embedded ongoing
In-Residence
From$18k / month
Fractional revenue engineering. We sit inside your operation and own the KPI alongside you, month over month.
- Requires at least one shipped Suite system first
- Ongoing optimization against a named KPI
- 30-day exit clause, always
- Capped scope, no drift, no shadow retainer
Miss the ship date and you get 100% of your money back.
Cash, not credit. No proration, no argument.
Cash, not credit. No proration, no argument.
14 months
shipping
Zero refunds
issued
shipping
Zero refunds
issued
§07 Answers
The questions operators actually ask.
Brand operators running $2M–$20M annually with a real inbound problem: too many leads, not enough pipeline discipline, and a team that can't scale hand-qualification any further. If you're pre-product-market-fit or under $1M in revenue, we're not the right call and we'll tell you so on the first call.
It isn't. $25k flat for a shipped, owned system is less than $8k/month for 12 months of strategy documents. We optimize for revenue delivered per dollar spent, not hours billed. You keep the system after we leave.
Good — we build on top. Most engagements don't replace your stack; they make the stack you already paid for actually produce revenue. We're tool-agnostic by design and will integrate with whatever you run.
We've done it 14 times in 14 months with zero refunds issued. If we miss the date, you get 100% of your money back — cash, not credit, no prorating. That risk sits entirely on our side.
Yes. The Suite is the fast path — standardized systems we can scope on a call. For bespoke outcomes, Studio covers one-off web, brand, copy, SEO, and ad engagements. The 30-day ship date and refund guarantee still apply.
That's the default path. Start with a Blade ($25k, one system), see the revenue, then decide if a Cutlass (three systems) or In-Residence makes sense. No pressure, no upsell theatre.
§08 Next step
Name the outcome. We’ll scope the blade.
30-minute call. You tell us the number you want moved. If it’s a fit, a one-page scope lands in your inbox within 48 hours with a fixed price and ship date. If it isn’t, we’ll tell you who to call instead.
Response timeWithin 1 working day
Fit or no fitStraight answer, always
Q3 2026 slots3 remaining